Joke day! Here are some highlights

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? NACHO CHEESE 

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? HER STUDENTS WERE SO BRIGHT!

What did the zombie say to the other zombie? YOU ARE DEAD TO ME! 

Why did the student bring a ladder to school? IT WAS THE FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL!

Why can’t you ask Yoda for money? HE’S A LITTLE SHORT!

What is bubble gums favorite movie character? CHEWBACCA!

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he took the loot? HE WANTED TO HAVE A CLEAN GETAWAY!

Why was the king only a foot tall? HE WAS THE RULER!